{"product_id":"embrace-the-existential-dread-nervous-kitty-vinyl-sticker","title":"Embrace the Existential Dread Nervous Kitty Vinyl Sticker","description":"This nervous little kitty is doing their best to embrace the existential dread—and honestly, same. A cute, slightly dark, very relatable sticker for anyone who likes their humor a little weird and their cats a little anxious.\n\nGreat for: independent gift shops, bookstores, stationery shops, cat-themed shops, art and illustration stores, quirky gift boutiques, college-town shops, and retailers with a playful or slightly dark sense of humor.\n\nOur Turtley Awesome stickers feature original artwork created by our team of real human artists. 💛\n\n🐢 Approximately 3\" x 3\"\n🐢 Printed on thick, premium vinyl\n🐢 UV-coated for vibrant, long-lasting color\n🐢 Waterproof, weatherproof, and dishwasher-safe\n🐢 Original human-created artwork; never AI-generated\n\nPerfect for\n✨ Water bottles\n✨ Laptops\n✨ E-readers \u0026amp; tablets\n✨ Notebooks \u0026amp; journals\n✨ Phone cases\n✨ Coolers, tumblers, and more\n\nWe believe great art starts with real people and creativity. Every design begins as a hand-drawn idea brought to life by our team of artists based in Tucson, AZ.\nWe’ve got your shop covered 💛\n\n• Retail displays in a variety of sizes\n• Handpicked samples tailored to your shop\n• Individual packaging options available upon request\n• Barcoding available for an additional fee and processing time\n\nThank you for supporting independent artists, human creativity, and small businesses. \n\n🐢 Copyright © 2026 Turtle’s Soup. All Rights Reserved.\n\nKeywords: existential dread sticker, nervous kitty sticker, anxious cat sticker, funny cat sticker, existential humor, anxiety humor, dark humor sticker, cute cat decal, quirky gift, cat lover gift, relatable sticker, overthinker gift, introvert gift","brand":"Turtle's Soup","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51033701974073,"sku":"S-1341","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0647\/2718\/7513\/files\/be4b76e7fc7ecba5d53a7fd329c21740aac2831f40fa179b04fbfa973bc9276c.png?v=1793475633","url":"https:\/\/coolcatcollective.co\/products\/embrace-the-existential-dread-nervous-kitty-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Cool Cat Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}